next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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