I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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