Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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