Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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