Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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