You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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