As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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