Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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