you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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