After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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