She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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