Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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