We're facebook friends in real life
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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