You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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