I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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