Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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