lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize