He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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