I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
