That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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