Who did Billy Mays play for?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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