the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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