so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I checked into jail on foursquare
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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