How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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