If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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