bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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