Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I got inside last night via doggy door
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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