this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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