somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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