2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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