question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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