if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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