Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just had sex bonerless
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He did a backflip because drugs
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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