awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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