She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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