Sry I called you an 8
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Sponge bath it is.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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