i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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