At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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