Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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