Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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