So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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