god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
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go home
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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