Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
