I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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