What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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