i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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