Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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