Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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