I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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