awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
barbara walters just said penis...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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