I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize