We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I still have a little drunk in my system
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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